This is amazing news!
In a statement from an undisclosed location, Mr. Miscavige triumphantly proclaimed, “Super Power is the ability to flow power to the IAS.” COB then added, “Whereupon it becomes evident that yes, more than just manifesting a building by postulate alone, the true measure of a Scientologist is measured in an ever-increasing straight up and vertical increase in one’s IAS Patron status that is measurable — and not just measurable in dollars, but measurable by the willingness to be, do, and have whatever is needed and wanted for Planetary Expansion, and so yes, today I have the honor of announcing that we as a Church have EP’d Super Power!”
“I congratulate and salute Scientology parishioners for having completed Super Power!
“The Super Power era having officially ended,” COB noted, “the Church of Scientology now moves into the Golden era of GAT II.”
“But before we begin GAT II,” COB thoughtfully added, “let us pause to enjoy our herculean win as Super Power completions.”
“As I said on yesterday’s global Skype call,” COB reiterated, “It required ‘Super Power’ in order to amass the wherewithal needed to put the Flag Building in place and we delivered. Then again, we had to put the Flag Building in place because we had no other choice: The forces of Psychiatric Suppression were threatening to overwhelm and destroy Scientology and only the opening of massive quantities of Ideal Orgs and the singular Flag Building could stem the flood tide of the unprecedented oppression and historic persecution of the Church of Scientology!”
Following COB’s announcement that all Scientology parishioners are now Super Power completions, Freedom Magazine staff writer Dr. Eldon Weiner said, “Now that Super Power is finished, COB has decided to turn the Flag Building into a pristine time capsule.”
“COB has ordered the Flag Building hermetically sealed for 100 years so that all of us, when we come back as future Scientologists, can experience what a difference we made this lifetime when it really mattered!”
“Take your win as a Super Power completion,” Dr. Weiner said in echoing COB. “And please finish your Basics as soon as possible if you haven’t already! You don’t want to miss out on all the excitement at Flag when COB launches GAT II sometime next year!”