An exciting new mega tent is arriving Flag!
While the shore story has been that the mega tent is designed to handle the massive overflow crowds that pack the Fort Harrison, the real story is far more exciting and can now be told.
In a sentence, we can say this: “COB cares and COB listens.”
IAS surveys over the past few years have consistently shown that a majority of Church of Scientology parishioners do not really want or need the Ideal Orgs. COB has listened to you and so the Ideal Orgs have been sold off to a wog real estate developer. All Flag buildings including the Flag building have also been sold to the same developer.
Ideal Tents will therefore, in the next few weeks, replace all of those brick and mortar Ideal Orgs that Scientologists aren’t really interested in after all. Whereupon, by way of COB terminatedly handling enemy lines, there are now no Ideal Orgs for Scientologists to form evil purposes about.
All of which is to say that, yes, there will be no more fundraising for Ideal Orgs. Sure, there will be some modest fundraising for Ideal Tents, but tents cost a pittance compared to those darned old Ideal Orgs that cost so much money. And even better, renting tents from ILO costs a fraction of the cost of what the Ideal Orgs did.
The Golden Age of Ideal Tents gives “delivery of standard tech” a whole new meaning. Which is to say that all services will now be delivered in tents so dress appropriately.
Church of Scientology tents will be going up in all kinds of new places, particularly as our parishioners sell off their homes in order to raise their IAS statuses. Freed from MEST, Scientologists will take up a healthier form of living called tent camping.
Welcome to the future!