Sometimes we in the Church of Scientology have to take time off from the urgency of Planetary Clearing to handle some bare-knuckle business that, while not pretty, needs to be done for the greatest good of all concerned.
Such was the case recently when we were informed that the SP criminal government of Cyprus was confiscating 47.5% of our considerable IAS and other cash reserves held in Cypriot banks. As the always astute John P. of Global Capitalism HQ commented, that was a big haircut.
We had to make up for the damage caused by the Psychopathic Cypriot Banker Attack.
We responded by sending in Sea Org Admiral Tom Cruise on what we are calling the Caper in Cannes.
Admiral Cruise acted in magnificent fashion in liberating some wog jewels in Cannes that were heavily insured. In other words, no one got hurt except for the very same bankers who own both the jewelers in Cannes and the banks in Cyprus that stole our money in the first place!
We’re still counting the haul.
COB has to calculate in the 25% fee demanded by OT Grant Cardone to move all of this ice.
We in RTC are putting the hooks to Grant to come down to a more reasonable 2.5% but Grant is pushing back and acting like this is a darned used car deal.
The nerve of this guy! The Church made him what he is and now he does this to COB!