COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 7

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David Miscavige was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel when he heard a reassuring roar that sounded like applause. He thought back to all of his pleasure moments of being applauded by adoring throngs of Scientology parishioners whenever he released new products for them to purchase.

COB RTC David Miscavige now had 100% certainty that he would make it out of the air duct to be applauded once again by the hundreds of millions of Scientologists globally who hung on his every word as he spoke of florid realities of a better tomorrow when all Orgs were finally ideal.

David Miscavige knew that there would be more medals from heads of state around the world!

COB RTC David Miscavige also knew that while millions of haters hated him, he still certainly sucked a lot less than Tom Cruise’s latest bomb that was correctly entitled Oblivion.

Damn, thought David Miscavige, another Battlefield Earth! What does it take to get a Scientologist to make a credible Dystopian nightmare these days? Once again, it all fell on David Miscavige to make the nightmare himself. 

3 responses to “COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 7

  1. “David Miscavige also knew that while millions of haters hated him, he still certainly sucked a lot less than Tom Cruise’s latest bomb that was correctly entitled Oblivion.” Ain’t that the truth

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  2. “Oblivion” a bomb? Are you kidding? Hector Guzman, the Rex Reed of Argentina, called Tom’s work in “Oblivion” the best since “Days of Thunder.” And I quote, “Oooooooh, I just love a man in uniform. Now, I can’t wait for Fleet Week.” The man has an international following, what can I say?

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