For their unflagging devotion in lying, breaking up families, destroying the free speech of others, and engaging in psychotic Fair Game actions in defense of COB RTC David Miscavige, the “Heroes of […]
Heroes of OSA Statue Garden Unveiled at Flag!
The Internet is a Dangerous Space Alien Attack Upon the Church of Scientology
“If you are reading these words on the internet then marauding space aliens have already trapped you in their diabolical and vast galactic electronic implant,” declared Church of Scientology internet researcher Dr. […]
Church of Scientology Attorney Rick Moxon and his Wife Save Washington DC from Destruction by Space Aliens
Scientologist Tom Cruise is better than you. When Tom Cruise drives by the scene of an accident he knows that is the only one who can help. What did you do? You […]
Tampon Camera Detection System Now in Scientology Orgs!
Following the recent shocking infiltration of a Scientology Org by a mentally unbalanced Russian woman, OSA learned during her interrogation that she had smuggled a tampon camera into the Org. COB RTC […]
The Freewinds is Wrinkled
It has come to our attention in RTC that The Freewinds has wrinkled hull plates. Fleet Admiral David Miscavige sharply has stated that these unsightly wrinkled hull plates make the ship look […]
Mr. Spencer
XXXV Mr. Spencer and Old Ned were talking next to the Beast. Suddenly there was a dull thud from inside the machine. Mr. Spencer looked at his watch. “2357 hours,” he noted […]
David Miscavige Meets His Fate!
XXXIV The light, its enormous warmth, and the roar of its thunderous applause beckoned David Miscavige come. With all of his might he propelled himself forward into the endless expanse of light […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 8
XXXI As Rick Moxon was descending into Marine Corps Air Station Camp Pendleton, he called the secret emergency OSA number using his special cellphone. Moxon needed to inform OSA that Viper 1 […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 7
XXX David Miscavige was nearing the light at the end of the tunnel when he heard a reassuring roar that sounded like applause. He thought back to all of his pleasure moments […]
COB RTC David Miscavige is Missing! Part 6
XXIII COB RTC David Miscavige awoke from a great dream about visiting North Korea where he was hailed as an international hero. He had an incredible headache. Knowing the cure, he pulled […]
