In a private ceremony today in Washington DC, IRS special undercover agent David Miscavige received a gold watch and a distinguished employee award in recognition of his 35 years of service. The […]
David Miscavige Receives IRS 35 Year Service Award
New Sec Checking Sledge Hammer Increases Confessions 4700x
“When applied standardly to kneecaps, elbows, or heads, the patented new RTC sec checking sledge hammer increases confessions 4700x,” declared CO OSA Inquisitions Captain Stayta Kleer. “The new Ultra Mark VIII meter […]
Scientologist Jenna Elfman’s Performance in “Youth for Human Rights” Wins Fraudie Award
Scientologist Jenna Elfman successfully lined the Church of Scientology’s pockets with $10,000 when she successfully scammed Legoland California by representing an apparently noble group named Youth for Human Rights. What Elfman apparently […]
The Real Story Behind Empty Scientology Orgs
Scientology bitter defrocked apostates are quick to talk about Scientology Orgs being empty — and they are indeed empty. Even the downstat, non-Ideal, and prison-like Orgs such as Brighton are empty: What […]
Ecclesiastical Leader Monthly Magazine
New Scientology Earth Phone Released
“The new Scientology Earth Phone makes it possible for any Scientologist to call any other Scientologist on Earth,” announced Church spokesperson Stayta Kleer. “But rather than relying upon dubious 21st century NSA-infested […]
The Phone Call No One Wants to Get from OSA
The phone call no one wants to get from OSA: Note: This shoop was found online and was not created by OTVIIIisGrrr8! We credit the unknown author for this gem. Please contact […]
Filthy Godless Russian Communists Attack Church of Scientology
Godless Russian leader and SP Vladamir Putin today attacked the Scientology religion. It happened in Moscow when Putin had his kangaroo court rule that Scientology is a business and not the world’s […]
Church of Scientology to Offer “Black Friday” Specials
“The deep retail discounting during traditional American religious holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas has cheapened and devalued religious faith,” lamented Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Frankly,” Delusion confided, “past Black […]
Tom Cruise Movie Stunt Goes Badly Wrong
Buoyed by the success of his Airbus plane-hanging stunt in Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, Scientology OT and actor Tom Cruise decided to “up the gradient” to the next level of airplane stunt […]
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