Godless Russian leader and SP Vladamir Putin today attacked the Scientology religion.
It happened in Moscow when Putin had his kangaroo court rule that Scientology is a business and not the world’s fastest growing religion.
“This is an outrage!” screamed Ms. Stayta Kleer, OSA Int CO of Global Significances.
Ms. Stayta Kleer, OSA Int CO of Global Significances
“Vladimir Putin and his fellow Psych Bolshevik buddies are obviously terrified of Scientology’s massive expansion in Russia,” declared Stayta Kleer. “The facts speak for themselves:
* Over five hundred billion square feet of planned new Ideal Orgs spanning Russia from Vladivostok to London.
*A 390,000x increase in Russia’s 197,000,000 Scientologists finding parking spots within ten minutes of postulating finding a parking spot.
* 100% On Source ecclesiastical beatings in Scientology’s 2,219,523 Russian Ideal Orgs.
“We in the Church of Scientology are royally pissed,” declared Stayta Kleer.”It’s obvious that the Moscow court decision is proveable bullshit — and that’s why COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered us to sue those goddamned Russian Commie bastards!”
“The Way to Happiness just isn’t going to work in Moscow because the entire city is full of criminals who are high on drugs. This is true because it has been proven by actual research that only criminals attack Scientology. Seriously, just look at how the wogs in Moscow drive!”