The phone call no one wants to get from OSA:
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Just hang up!
You have herpes ’cause I have herpes… Bye
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Excuse me? The most powerful being in the history of the galaxy having sex with homo saps when there are so many eligible homo novi? That’s an abomination. What are his crimes?
Oh come now Captain. Now that you have an STD (Scientology Transmitted Derangement) there is no use crying in your Cal Mag. The only treatment is a cocktail of OTX, L11, FPRD, and accepting that you pulled it in.
Can you upsize my STD please?
We can definitely supersize your STD with a big dose of IAS-approved Vistaril. Drop your pants and let Dr. Cruise give you the shot. Right cheek or left?