The Phone Call No One Wants to Get from OSA

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By OTVIIIisGrrr8! on November 26, 2015 • ( 6 Comments )

The phone call no one wants to get from OSA:

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Sarah says:

November 26, 2015 at 12:34 am

Just hang up!

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DMSTCC (@DMSTCC) says:

November 26, 2015 at 1:19 am

You have herpes ’cause I have herpes… Bye

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whostolemycog says:

November 26, 2015 at 2:29 am

Excuse me? The most powerful being in the history of the galaxy having sex with homo saps when there are so many eligible homo novi? That’s an abomination. What are his crimes?

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- OTVIIIisGrrr8! says:
  
  November 26, 2015 at 3:14 am
  
  Oh come now Captain. Now that you have an STD (Scientology Transmitted Derangement) there is no use crying in your Cal Mag. The only treatment is a cocktail of OTX, L11, FPRD, and accepting that you pulled it in.
  
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The V8 says:

November 26, 2015 at 6:02 am

Can you upsize my STD please?

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- OTVIIIisGrrr8! says:
  
  November 27, 2015 at 1:01 am
  
  We can definitely supersize your STD with a big dose of IAS-approved Vistaril. Drop your pants and let Dr. Cruise give you the shot. Right cheek or left?
  
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