From: COB RTC David Miscavige To: OSA Legal Re: The Way to Happiness Release Form To keep our legal ruds in on the fact that Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard have never […]
Scientology: The Psychs Have Sabotaged the Dewey Decimal System!
During his recent meeting with Dr. Dick Dooley, the Third Undersecretary of the Dewey Decimal Oversight System for the UN, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige demanded that Scientology books be shelved in […]
Scientology, Hamburgers, and Sea Org member Johnny Fontaine
Dwayne Dooley, a local non-Scientologist who lived in the Flamingo Apartments in Silver Lake, sat eating his spicy Cajun burger and french fries at the Ideal Pacifica cafe. Sea Org member Johnny […]
Scientology Replies to Piers Morgan: We are not “Gutless Cowards and Sinister Little Weirdos!”
“Long on the payroll of the CIA and Big Pharma, the criminal psychopath and major SP Piers Morgan savagely –and the at orders of the ‘big boss‘ in SMERSH — attacked we […]
David Miscavige: I Like to Grab Women by Their P****!
Entertainment Tonight today released shocking hot mike audio of David Miscavige saying, “I like to grab women by their purse because that’s where all their money, checkbooks, and credit cards are!” “And […]
Scientology Matters
A man dressed in a gorilla outfit and wearing a t-shirt that read “Scientology Matters” ran onto the field during Sunday’s NFL game between the Bears and the Lions. Tackled by security […]
Tom Cruise Opens an Exclusive Chain of Scientology “Puffy Face” Beauty Clinics!
“I love the new me,” said Scientologist Tom Cruise. “The old me had a face that was too thin and gaunt. I looked anorexic. I like the new fuller ‘puffy-faced and overfed […]
The World’s First Scientology OT X Completion!
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige today announced that octogenarian Scientologist and OSA Subway sandwich operative Noelle North has become the world’s first OT X completion. This stupendous event occurred when Noelle North […]
Freedom Magazine Special Report: The Four Year Rampage of the Underground Bunker
A veritable Internet Fortress of Suppression, the Underground Bunker has broadcast entheta 24/7/365 to a global audience of over-caffeinated wogs for four consecutive Earth years now. But what are the real facts? […]
Dear Bob Jr.
Dear Bob Jr., You father Bob Sr. attended a Scientology event in 1952 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles where he purchased a copy of Dianetics. Our records indicate that he […]
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