A veritable Internet Fortress of Suppression, the Underground Bunker has broadcast entheta 24/7/365 to a global audience of over-caffeinated wogs for four consecutive Earth years now.
But what are the real facts?
“The Underground Bunker is infinitely more dangerous than even premature exposure to the OT materials,” warned Dr. Ken Delusion, CO of Flag’s Nuclear Physics Implanting Unit #3.
“To demonstrate the dangerousness of the Underground Bunker,” said Dr. Delusion, “we took two downstat Scientology publics who were on the verge of being declared and had them actually read the Underground Bunker on their laptops. The deadly and catastrophic results speak for themselves:
“These downstats were blown fifty feet out of their heads and cognited on the importance of immediately rushing back on course in their Org and donating for their next higher IAS status level. So don’t let this happen to you! Don’t read the Underground Bunker!”