Church of Scientology Now Offering Full Refunds to Anyone Who Asks!
Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
New Edition: Ecclesiastical Lawyer Monthly!
Vistaril needed on the Set of ABC 20/20 Stat!
Blinky McBlinkerface aka Monique Yingling needs Vistaril stat! Her chronic blinking was a huge somatic that was bad PR for Scientology. And the show was a huge embarrassment for ABC! Scientology’s lapdog […]
Scientology Western Movie Storyboard. Opening Scenes
The movie opens with Sam the Scientologist, played by Tom Cruise, being ejected bodily from a saloon and hurled onto the dirty streets of Wogtown: Scene 2: The bad guy “Imonda Internet” […]
Happy New Year from Scientology
We in Scientology wish you a glorious and unenturbulated New Year free of Psychiatric oppression by the Marcabs and other hostile alien races!
Looking Back: Scientology 2016
And now as we prepare to turn another page on eternity, let us look back on what we in the Church of Scientology did in 2016. We almost finished the fundraise on […]
Scientology: Confess Your Crime of Celebrating Christmas!
So you thought you could celebrate Christmas without we in Scientology finding out? Well you were wrong! And you will not be released from Scientology interrogation until you give us a full […]
David Miscavige wishing you a Sassy Christmas!
Kirstie Alley’s Scientology OT Charm School Now in Session
Kirstie Alley, Scientology New OT VII feels compelled to slug people in the vagina or the nuts to shame them. These are effective solutions for life Kirstie gained after donating millions of […]
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