Scientology leader David Miscavige is the greatest spiritual leader in history. He is greater than Jesus, Buddha, etc.
Scientology leader David Miscavige is the greatest spiritual leader in history
The Flag only Apollo Ecclesiastical Overboarding Experience!
So many Scientologists wish they had served with the Founder aboard the Flagship Apollo. One of the most celebrated ecclesiastical ceremonies aboard the Apollo was to be overboarded, i.e. seized and thrown […]
President of Mars declares: Mars is not paying for Scientology’s Gigantic Galactic Space Wall!”
The Church of Scientology’s top wog lawyer Monique Yingling was launched into outer space this morning at 0815 hours from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. Scientology Cosmonaut Yingling was sent aloft in […]
I’m a Scientologist at my Org but a Wog everywhere else
A guest column by Dr. Frank Wonderman, Executive Director of Parishioner Interrogation & Surveillance Services The recent 1,000+ parishioner interrogations, or sec checks, my department has conducted revealed a shocking fact: Fully […]
Scientology National Affairs Office — Press Release
Scientology National Affairs Office 1701 20th St NW Washington, DC 20009 PRESS RELEASE Scientologist Trish Duggan today met with senior Trump administration officials to lobby for the establishment of an Office of […]
Journal of Religious Cosmetic Procedures
Now the Secret Can be Revealed…
Now it can be revealed: Scientology’s attorney Monique Yingling is the love child of L. Ron Hubbard and Leona Helmsley. Now it all makes sense. Now we know why Monique is the […]
The New Scientology One Credit Card
The new Scientology One card. Pay for your OT levels on credit at a low rate of 28.6% monthly. Your children are required as collateral.
Billy on the Street – Escape from Scientology with Rachel Dratch
Church of Scientology Now Offering Full Refunds to Anyone Who Asks!
Not really. We’re just using clickbait to lure you here for a free ARC break repair session at Flag. Our stat is “recover people back on the Bridge.” We need to recover […]
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