“The Church of Scientology’s new OT levels will be done with virtual reality googles in the Scienoverse,” announced Senior C/S Int Mr. Ken Delusion.

“Extensive surveys conducted at our AO’s indicate that OT’s have experienced a high level of unreality on the OT Levels for many decades,” Delusion noted.

“The unreality of the OT levels is a problem created by Scientologists who cannot confront what actually happened 75 million years ago and its resultant consequences.”

“To compensate for this, COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered virtual reality goggles to create an immersive OT experience which begins with being called in for a tax audit.”