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Resigning From Scientology: Routing Chart & Processes

We in RTC have a specific policy in place to properly resign from the Church of Scientology. The process begins on the second Tuesday of each month at our Interzone Org on the dangerous border of Colombia and Venezuela. Once Dr. Benway examines you for underlying problems which may be causing you to make such a poor decision, he checks Box A and then one simply moves on to the next Church terminal, inanimate object, Platonic solid, Pythagorean theorem, salinity content of cells check, and so on.

Failure to check the boxes in the exact sequence and at the correct orders of magnitude results in a chutes and ladders situation in which you must start the process all over in a new unit of time.

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