Scientology Can Help You Fend Off Unwanted Midnight Alien Sexual Advances

If Sharon Gilbert had the exact Scientology technology for fending off unwanted midnight alien sexual advances then the Xerxes impersonator would have never accosted her in her own bed. Worse, Sharon’s husband lay sound asleep as the aliens had zapped him with a ray gun.

Don’t let this happen to you! Call your local Scientology Ideal Org for prices and details on our Freedom from Extraterrestrial Sexual Harassment Rundown.

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