Scientology Now Selling Billboard Advertising to Offset Declining Revenues

“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige announced today that the Church of Scientology is selling billboard advertising atop its iconic buildings to offset declining revenues,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Jack in the Box purchased the premium billboard on top of Big Blue to promote its delicious Double Jack.”

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