Why Does Tom Cruise Keep Leaving Scientology and Coming Back?

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Tom Cruise leaves Scientology every few years but then he always comes back.

Why?

Because the rumors are true: We in Scientology have all the dirt on Tom Cruise. We won’t publicly admit it, but this is how Scientology actually works.

2 responses to “Why Does Tom Cruise Keep Leaving Scientology and Coming Back?

  1. “Why Does Tom Cruise Keep Leaving Scientology and Coming Back?”

    Surely you jest here. This question is obviously directed towards ignorant WOGs (aren’t they all ignorant?). Any true blue, KSW, on-purpose, in-ethics, bitter-ender Scientologist KNOWS that Mr. Cruise keeps coming back because he is just like his Sea Organization compatriots with their motto of “We come back”. Over and over and over and over and over (repeat ’till you get to a billion or so years when your contract is up)… Hip, Hip, Horray!!!!!!!!

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