For decades, all of the victims thought that “the aliens” had kidnapped and anal-probed them at night. Now we learn it was actually the Psychs — which proves the Psychs are indeed aliens from the planet Farsec.
This is true. The Survival Rundown at Flag is a being’s only protection from this scourge. In the meantime though, I have found that for those of us who have been regged within an inch of our lives to move up in IAS Status and can’t possibly afford a trip to Flag, the HQS Course at your local Ideal Org is a good standard tech substitute. It is on this course that you learn to give a Touch Assist. All you have to do is have a bit of an injury (real or imagined) and there is always someone at the ready and eager to give you a Touch Assist. I can say that I have had many a session of “feel my finger” that results in a most deliciously warm and glowing EP with a guaranteed f/n at the examiner.
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
Shouldn’t that read: “While you slept we anal-probed you”?
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For decades, all of the victims thought that “the aliens” had kidnapped and anal-probed them at night. Now we learn it was actually the Psychs — which proves the Psychs are indeed aliens from the planet Farsec.
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I had my dreams anal-ized once, but I quickly dumped the son-of-a-bitch. Sick bastard…
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I thought the interior of my 69 Mustang smelled funny.
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COB just LOVES to be anal-ized!! It’s how he connects to and communicates with his body thetans!!
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Your only protection from unwanted Psychiatric-alien anal probing is the Survival Rundown at Flag Land Base.
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This is true. The Survival Rundown at Flag is a being’s only protection from this scourge. In the meantime though, I have found that for those of us who have been regged within an inch of our lives to move up in IAS Status and can’t possibly afford a trip to Flag, the HQS Course at your local Ideal Org is a good standard tech substitute. It is on this course that you learn to give a Touch Assist. All you have to do is have a bit of an injury (real or imagined) and there is always someone at the ready and eager to give you a Touch Assist. I can say that I have had many a session of “feel my finger” that results in a most deliciously warm and glowing EP with a guaranteed f/n at the examiner.
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