“We in RTC can’t believe how inexpensive it was to hire international superstar Bill Cosby to be the face of our new COB Inna Box™ pudding for Scientologists” enthused Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Scientologists are raving about the 99% vanilla flavor of this sticky little box of Scientology pudding! We invite you to try some today!”
After sampling COB’s Kool Aid years ago, we believe it best to pass on the pudding.
But please sir won’t you at least try one serving of COB inna Box? We promise that it does not have the jet fuel aftertaste of COB Kool Aid.