Dear Bob Jr.,
You father Bob Sr. attended a Scientology event in 1952 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles where he purchased a copy of Dianetics. Our records indicate that he never returned our endless four decades of phone calls, letters, and magazines. Bob Sr. dropped his body in 1991 without so much as a thank you for our unsparing efforts to save his soul for a bargain price of only $360,000.00 USD.
Bob, Scientology was very important to your father in 1952 and so it should be important to you. However, our records show you have never had any contact with Scientology whatsoever.
Bob make your late father proud and purchase a Scientology library today. Let’s do this the easy way. Call us with a credit card. Don’t make us come to your house.
Church of Scientology Los Angeles