Kirstie Alley Asks: Are You a (Profanity Deleted) ?

Church of Scientology OT Kirstie Alley asks: Are you a cock sucking asswipe vagina jumper?

What happened is that Scientologist Kirstie Alley went on a Twitter rampage  following Leah Remini’s recent unauthorized departure from the Church of Scientology.

Kirstie Alley is now classifying everyone in the world as Class, Ass, or Cock as her Twitter page shows. We in RTC say, “Well done Kirstie! You are truly a sterling model for what an OT is and does to locate and shatter Suppression!”

Notorious SP celeb watcher Media Lush captured Kirstie Alley’s tweets before she threw them in a volcano and nuked them.

OT’s Kirstie Alley, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston gather to devise a Battle Plan to handle all of the recent Psych attacks on the Church.

12 responses to “Kirstie Alley Asks: Are You a (Profanity Deleted) ?

  1. She is so classy! She is my idol!

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  2. Do you think David Miscavige is going to teach her how to use acronyms?

    CSAVJ?

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  3. Fed Up Crabby Kirstie Hounds Email Readers.

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  4. DM > Celebs > Sea Org > Org Staff > Public > Wogs > Ex-Scn

    Keep on pushing in vain wogs, we are clearing the planet!

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  5. I am disgusted with these cock sucking mother fucking SPs.

    It would be so awesome if COB would give Kirstie Alley the Freedom Medal of Valor for her outstanding work in confronting and shattering the suppression of these turds.

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  6. Oh that Kirstie, a steaming shitheap of class and sophistication.

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  7. Ohhh, cowbell, my favorite cow accessory. Kristie looks a little Guernsey to to me today.

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  8. Does the RTC have some HCO guidelines for vagina jumping? Are distances measured in standard or metric increments? Where does a high step end and a real jump begin? Does the RTC recognize a difference between amateur and professional vagina jumpers? Would hip or knee replacement hinder vagina jumping? Are Brazilian waxes legal in vagina jumping?

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