The top exorcist in the Catholic Church — who himself looks like a hobbit, a demon, or a gnome — is trumpeting the fact that he has sent 160,000 demons back to Hell.
And now this old demon handling priest wants wog Pope Francis to green light unlimited exorcisms due to the increasing demand for exorcism from Catholics beset by demons.
What we in RTC want to make abundantly clear to the Wog Public is this senior datum:
The Church of Scientology has the only solution to demonic possession.
We are the experts on demonic possession.
The Church of Scientology has the exact technology needed to locate and blow away your demons faster than our regges can empty your bank account!
And we are not talking about some wog R6 exorcism with all of its head-spinning, projectile-vomiting, Catholic demon opera that can take days on end! Who has time for that kind of nonsense these days?
What we in the Church of Scientology offer is high speed, high volume exorcism.
Our technology is called the OT Levels.
On the OT Levels you will learn all the secrets of how to locate and blow away millions of your own demons faster than COB can hit, kick, punch, or choke an SP!
As the world keeps falling apart, the demand for exorcism will keep rising. And R6 implant religions like Catholicism will not be able to keep up with the millions and billions of demonic entities that possess people.
The Church of Scientology can exorcise trillions of demons on any given day and that is why we are the fastest growing religion ever!
If you are demon possessed — and you are whether you realize it or not — then please drop by your nearest Scientology Ideal Org today to get started on your Bridge to Total Freedom!