We in the RTC do not want mass panic to ensue when the facts are leaked by some deep-cover Psych spy within SMERSH.
Accordingly, we wish to announce that the Church of Scientology has been engaged in the construction of vast and complex underground facilities for many years now.
Designated “Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs” or FSIO’s, these facilities are the latest breakthrough from Fleet Admiral David Miscavige:
“The Golden Age of Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs”
The Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs have become necessary due to the sabotage Psychiatry has put on our lines, particularly as it pertains to the deliberate leaks of altered and squirreled copyrighted upper level Scientology materials onto the internet by the operatives of SMERSH and Big Pharma.
In our new FSIO’s, Church members will be safe from the contagion of aberration deep inside of these underground facilities. No altered and squirreled upper level materials or entheta that has been posted online by SP’s, bitter defrocked apostates, or haters will be able to reach Church members. Factually, there will be no internet whatsoever in the FSIO’s. All communications will be only be in writing and will be delivered by a series of vacuum tubes.
Several dozen Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs are already operational and are delivering advanced services in a highly secure Theta environment free from marauding protesters who heckle Sea Org members and public Scientologists alike. These so-called protesters are of course agents of Psychiatry paid to attack and enturbulate Church members engaged in salvaging the planet from the fourth dynamic engram that holds it in thrall to war, crime, and insanity.
The Fortified Subterranean Ideal Orgs will eliminate the need for the The Freewinds and the Super Power Building as delivery organizations. Accordingly, The Freewinds will be re-purposed as a floating RPF religious prison operating in international waters. The Super Power Building will likewise be re-purposed as Flag Land Base offices.
OT VIII and the Super Power Rundowns will be delivered only in RTC’s secret underground ultra-secure auditing rooms and Super Power bunkers:
To protect their locations, Scientologists will report to a central location where they will be hooded for transport to the FSIO’s.
Below we see a recent photo of hooded New OT VII’s being prepared for transport to a Fortified Subterranean Ideal Org:
Once Scientologists arrive at a Fortified Subterranean Ideal Org, they are strip-searched; this includes checking all body cavities, to guard against Psychs, journalists, or members of Anonymous who may be posing as OT’s while attempting to carry concealed recording devices into the FSIO.
All electronic devices, passports, cellphones, and monies will be confiscated from Church members as well, this for their own safety.
Once the strip-search and confiscation of potentially dangerous items is completed, Scientologists are conveyed to the Crypto Pit for several days of sec checking.
The new and innovative RTC Crypto Pit Sec Checking Technology represents a breakthrough in sec checking. Based upon successful enhanced interrogation techniques used at Guantanamo Bay on terrorists, the RTC Crypto-Pit ensures that all missed withholds are pulled and all Evil Purposes are discovered. This is done to ensure that Scientologists get maximum case gain!
After the completion of the sec checks, Church members are at last ready to begin their advance courses on the Bridge to Total Freedom!