For internal distribution to Scientologists only!
We in RTC recently got a KR concerning the tabloids blathering on about how Kyle Jenner is studying Scientology with Jaden Smith, the son of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.
Kyle Jenner is the stepsister of Kim Kardashian, the wog celebutard who is now pregnant with Kanye West’s baby.
What all of this means is that, yes, we in RTC have ordered the Scientology Celebrity Center International to go and bag the Church some new raw meat wog celebrities.
Sure, Bruce and Kris Jenner will probably be a pair of nattery old List 1 Rockslammers, but we in RTC can order them onto TR’s and Objectives and sec checks forever while we focus on using Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in Church of Scientology PR!
Part of what we in the Church of Scientology need is to flush Will and Jada Pinkett Smith out into the open as Scientologists. They have been in the closet too long and now we in RTC need to drag them kicking and screaming into the open so that the public knows that, yes, they are Scientologists and that POW! they get huge wins everyday from auditing!
If things proceed as planned, the Kardashian’s will become a Scientology-based reality show with Kanye West thrown into the mix. This allows our wog PR expert Mike Sitrick to launch his in-your-face “How Does Scientology Seem to You Now, Bitch??” campaign just as COB RTC David Miscavige opens Super Power.
And to make it all a gigantic Scientology trifecta of win, COB RTC David Miscavige will personally order all of the beautiful needy celebrities out there to follow the Kardashian’s into the Ideal Orgs and suddenly *BAM!* Scientology will be fashionable again. There will be a Scientology Renaissance wherein the Orgs boom with celebrities followed by commoners who join the Sea Org just to be in this ideal scene!
COB will turn everything around for the better with this new Celebrity Offensive! Trust we in RTC on this. There is no need to leave the Church or read critical websites. Everything will be okay if you just keep believing in COB! The IAS also needs your cash donations know more than ever to fund this new Celebrity Offensive.
Scientology 2013: If things go as planned, we will be back on top! We will finally get even with all of the SP’s for the many bad years and black eyes they have given the Church. That is COB’s promise to all loyal Scientologists for keeping the faith. This new Celebrity project is a wonder weapon that will turn the war around by shattering suppression globally once and for all!
And yes, we in the Church of Scientology are definitely after Justin Bieber and that is why we made sure Scientologist Will Smith was there when Justin was melting down in London!
Scientologists in L.A.: Keep those KR’s coming to we in RTC. The KR you write today may be the Scientology celebrity of tomorrow!