We in RTC have asked New OT VIII Grant Cardone — a New York Times best selling arthur — to drop by today to ream all of you on your shitty sales performances:
And while Grant is at it, he wants to tell Wog President Brent Obama that killing Osama bin Laden is ancient history:
If you do not increase your IAS Patron status now, we in RTC will send Grant Cardone to your home to browbeat you for several hours until you donate.
As for your excuses that you have no money, well, that is unacceptable for any Scientologist to ever say. If you need help, you can attend a Financial Prosperity workshop with New OTVIII Grant Cardone: