“The gruesome photo says it all: New OT VII Rod Black of Los Angeles Model Ideal Org #129 was driving while solo auditing.”
“He pulled it in, I mean, his being decapitated,” said Senior C/S WUS Gloria Maddox.
“But you can’t really blame Rod for losing his head because he was getting so many gigantic and monster blowout wins on OT VII with his Platinum Ultra Mark VIII e-meter.”
“Nevertheless, and moreover to prevent a contagion of such sudden and euphoric exteriorizations in the future, COB RTC David Miscavige today issued a new policy forbidding solo auditing while operating any motor vehicle, boat, submersible, or any horse-drawn conveyances such as stagecoaches or wagons.”
“With 105,000,000 people now on SOLO NOTs, the planetary conditions are changing for the better dramatically. We can’t afford to lose any SOLO auditors who are the backbone of planetary clearing.”