Evil galactic spacelord Xenu has been located today in Hemet, California. Posing as the ecclesiastical leader of Scientology, the cosmic tyrant is considered mentally unhinged and dangerous. Citizens are warned not to […]
“Between Leah Remini’s Troublemaker and Alex Gibney’s Going Clear the spotlight on Scientologist Tom Cruise has become far too intense,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “Tom Cruise is freaking out […]
Acclaimed as a child prodigy auditor at St. Hill for putting in harsh ethics on his preclear in session by use of a quick rabbit punch to the stomach, COB RTC David […]
COB RTC David Miscavige has assigned new Church of Scientology spokesman Jared Fogle to the Sea Org Felons Unit (SOFU). A unit within OSA, SOFU is the successor of the Guardian’s Office […]
Despite wide public outrage following his hiring of disgraced Subway pitchman and child sexual predator Jared Fogle to be a new Church spokesman, Scientology boss David Miscavige has refused to bow to […]
Church of Scientology Media Relations VP Ken Delusion confirmed today that Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige has hired Jared Fogle to be a spokesman for the Church’s new Scientology Media Productions unit. […]
Turn up the speakers and enjoy these videos! Pogo (Nick Bertke) is a music producer and remix artist who has created a dynamite remix featuring televangelist Robert Tilton. We in the Church […]
Acting to dispel allegations that the Church of Scientology practices Disconnection, Scientologist Tom Cruise made an appearance at Leah Remini’s book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Tribeca. “I just wanted […]
“COB became VERY HIGHLY ENTURBULATED to learn that Leah Remini’s interview on 20/20 drew 8.2 million viewers,” declared Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. “COB’s ruds were thrown out so violently that […]
“The Chairman of Blue Eyed Soul is the only way to describe the music of Dave Miscavige,” said Golden Era Records VP Ken Delusion. “And that’s why we at Golden Era were […]
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