“Tom Cruise is freaking out and is begging for Oprah’s help. Tom is trapped at the scene of an accident and only Oprah can help.”
“As she has done before, it’s time once again for Oprah to launch Operation Rescue Tom Cruise! and toss the actor some softball questions in an interview suffused by the rosy light produced by Rosco #02 bastard amber.”
“Thankfully, Oprah Winfrey is deaf, dumb, and blind when it comes to Scientology’s outrages. In other words, she is a useful wog,” chuckled Delusion.