Acting to dispel allegations that the Church of Scientology practices Disconnection, Scientologist Tom Cruise made an appearance at Leah Remini’s book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Tribeca.
“I just wanted to show Leah support and friendship,” said Cruise. “I wanted to let Leah know that although she and her family decided to leave Scientology those of us who are still in the Church respect Leah’s decision and wish she and her family all the best.”
When asked by reporters why Church leader David Miscavige was expending so much energy and animus to attack Remini, Cruise responded by saying, “Dave Miscavige got a bug up his ass about this because he has a huge button on self-importance; he can’t stand to be rejected — that and he hasn’t been in session since 1993.”
“Ya’ know,” added Cruise, “it wouldn’t hurt Dave to buy himself a few intensives of auditing and get his ‘bitter defrocked apostate’ serfac handled because it really is a big embarrassment to the rest of us who are trying to be good representatives of what Scientology is and does and how it can help people.”