“The Church of Scientology’s new OT levels will be done with virtual reality googles in the Scienoverse,” announced Senior C/S Int Mr. Ken Delusion. “Extensive surveys conducted at our AO’s indicate that […]
Scientology archeologists have discovered a mural in a heretofore unknown cave system in Israel. “The mural clearly shows the Caucasian Jesus and his disciples sharing a crack pipe,” said Scientology archeologist Dr. […]
If heavier than air flight were a real thing, then it stands to reason one could fly a plane all the way to the Moon. In fact, because there is supposedly no […]
RTC Orders of the Day: Until further notice, all lawsuits against Scientology, Captain-Defendant Miscavige, et al are not to be filed until the very large backlog of lawsuits is cleared. We in […]
“Alex Jones’ Reactive Mind incurred a massive and staggering engram after a jury ruled that the Infowars Truther must pay a total of $49.3 million in compensatory and punitive damages,” said Scientology […]
“New research by the Scientology Bureau of Science has shown that airborne BT’s have increased 4,000% due to increased volcanic activity in the world,” announced Flag folder page Bixby Schoenborn. “For this […]
“We in Scientology have much to be thankful for on this bright, hot, and sunny Christmas Day,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige to the small crowd of Scientologists assembled in the […]
The toilet in a guest room at Flag was not flushing! Something had to be done about it and now! An expert plumbing crew was called in. Along with other experts from […]
From his Scientology War Room in an undisclosed location, Scientology Supreme General for Life David Miscavige denied he was insanely jealous of Tom Cruise’s spectacular financial and career success with Top Gun […]
During his six-hour sermon at Sunday’s weekly church service, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige heroically declared of himself, “I am as woke AF!“ Mr. Miscavige then presented a highly confidential Power Point […]
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