RTC Orders of the Day: Until further notice, all lawsuits against Scientology, Captain-Defendant Miscavige, et al are not to be filed until the very large backlog of lawsuits is cleared. We in […]
“Alex Jones’ Reactive Mind incurred a massive and staggering engram after a jury ruled that the Infowars Truther must pay a total of $49.3 million in compensatory and punitive damages,” said Scientology […]
“New research by the Scientology Bureau of Science has shown that airborne BT’s have increased 4,000% due to increased volcanic activity in the world,” announced Flag folder page Bixby Schoenborn. “For this […]
“We in Scientology have much to be thankful for on this bright, hot, and sunny Christmas Day,” said COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige to the small crowd of Scientologists assembled in the […]
The toilet in a guest room at Flag was not flushing! Something had to be done about it and now! An expert plumbing crew was called in. Along with other experts from […]
From his Scientology War Room in an undisclosed location, Scientology Supreme General for Life David Miscavige denied he was insanely jealous of Tom Cruise’s spectacular financial and career success with Top Gun […]
During his six-hour sermon at Sunday’s weekly church service, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige heroically declared of himself, “I am as woke AF!“ Mr. Miscavige then presented a highly confidential Power Point […]
“In a revolutionary breakthrough for the ages,” said Dr. Ken Delusion, “New OT10 James Swope-Covington caustively dropped his body, died, and was pulled into an Afterlife Implanting Station on Mars!” “Whereupon, he […]
The United Chemtrail Workers (UCW) today announced it is suing QAnon for making slanderous and libelous claims that chemtrails are spreading Covid. “This is an outrage against the United Chemtrail Workers,” declared […]
Having received information that the New York Times planned to publish its bombshell story this Sunday revealing that David Miscavige is a Communist agent who was sent into sabotage Scientology in 1976, […]
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