“Who is the hidden SP ratting those particular Scientologists out to the Feds?” Ken Delusion asked. “We know there are leaks about certain of their indiscretions. While we in the Church deny […]
We in Scientology Must Find the Hidden SP!
Danny Masterson Convinces Ghislaine Maxwell to Turn to Scientology for Help
Scientologist Danny Masterson convinced Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghishlaine Maxwell to turn to the Church of Scientology for help. “I can relate to Ghislaine,” said Masterson. “We’ve both been arrested and accused of […]
Ethics Must Go In Before the Tech Can Go In!
We in RTC are constantly firing off missions to handle fundamental confusions which lead to Out Tech. Our stable datum is this: The Founder informs us that thetans compulsively mock up their […]
Scientology Celebrity Centre Bans Danny Masterson As His Ankle Bracelet Monitor is Out PR
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has banned Danny Masterson from the Celebrity Centre due to the ankle bracelet he must wear while he is out on $3.3 million bail awaiting trial on […]
Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” Nearing Its Final Goal of a Complete Takeover!
The Church of Scientology’s “Occupy Clearwater” is now in its 48th year. We in Scientology own vast swaths of Downtown Clearwater and aim to smash all opposition to a complete takeover. Our […]
Scientology Leader Miscavige Highly Insulted: No E-Meters or OT Materials Have Been Stolen By Looters! Do the Looters Really Think Apple & Gucci are Better Things to Steal?
After decades of insisting that the Psychs, the Illuminati, the Vatican, the CIA, and the Freemasons are engaged in a plot to steal Scientology’s Tech, David Miscavige is highly insulted by the […]
Scientologists Refuse to Shelter in Place. Take to the Streets to Body Route Wogs into Orgs
With the Church of Scientology’s income having crashed to minus zero, Church leader David Miscavige ordered all Scientologists in America out on the streets. “The job of all Scientologists is to body […]
Church of Scientology Offers to Dispose of Your Dangerous Contaminated Cash As a Free Public Service
“Cash is trash,” declared Scientology money hygiene expert Ken Delusion. “Cash is so very dangerous and contaminated these days that it can literally kill you on contact.” “For this reason, we in […]
Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk Lures Tom Cruise into a Space Trap!
Q: How does a Psych capture a mighty thetan like Tom Cruise? A: Space Secret Psych Implanter Elon Musk has lured Tom Cruise into a trap by offering him a ride into […]
Scientology Leader David Miscavige Receives a Solid Gold Toilet for His 60th Birthday
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige received a $5 million dollar solid gold toilet from the Sea Org as an acknowledgement of all that he has done for the Church of Scientology. Mr. […]
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