Lawsuits Against David Miscavige & the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology Creates Pedanon to Treat Pedophiles
The Church of Scientology announced today it is creating Pedanon, a special program to treat pedophiles and other sex offenders by using a sauna and megadoses of niacin to run out the […]
The Day L. Ron Hubbard Met Me in Los Feliz — Part 1
I was shopping at Gelson’s in Los Feliz with the usual crowd of locals. As I turned onto aisle 5 there stood Scientologist and remote viewer Ingo Swann staring at me. “Ingo? […]
The Day I Met L. Ron Hubbard
1972: L. Ron Hubbard was on the bridge of his flagship Apollo. The ship was somewhere off the coast of Las Palmas in the Canary Islands. The sky was blue and the […]
David Miscavige Narrowly Escapes the Service of Subpoena!
Thanks to the RTC Flying Car hidden in the bushes near the Hubbard College of Administration, Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige was able to escape the service of subpoena. “They’ll never serve […]
Scientology Celebrity Centre Scores Verizon as a Billboard Advertising Client
“Verizon snapped up the prime billboard on the Celebrity Centre,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “COB’s new Golden Age of Advertising will bring in desperately needed money to Scientology — and thank […]
Scientology Now Selling Billboard Advertising to Offset Declining Revenues
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige announced today that the Church of Scientology is selling billboard advertising atop its iconic buildings to offset declining revenues,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion. “Jack in the […]
Tom Cruise: Lost in Space — Part 1
Scientology OT VIII Tom Cruise was strapped into the super-secret RTC TR3-B hypersonic spaceplane. He had been scrambled aloft following yet another Marcabian incursion into the air space above Flag Land Base. […]
Top Gun II — Why is Maverick is Still a Captain?
In Top Gun II, Maverick is still a Captain after 25 years in the Navy! Why? The answer is that Scientology has made him quarrelsome, argumentative, and an antisocial personality. Maverick constantly […]
Church of Scientology Acquires Jeffrey Epstein’s Private Island
“The Church of Scientology has acquired sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s private island,” announced Church spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. “The secret rooms and chambers on the island where no one can hear you […]
