A group of pasty white and out-of-shape Scientology Volunteer Ministers from St. Louis are being parachuted into war-torn Rostov, Russia to distribute copies of The Way to Happiness. The VM’s have 100% […]
L. Ron Hubbard business consultant Ken Delusion of Los Angeles has been hired by Anheuser-Busch to handle its crisis management efforts related to the firm’s hiring a transgendered social media influencer to […]
After spending over $1 million dollars each to attain OTIII, three trusted Scientologists were extensively sec-checked and then approved by we in RTC to rake leaves in Seattle. The exact LRH Tech […]
Good detective work. When documented properly and in chronological context, the plot in Pueblo is very clear for all to see. The Missed Withhold explains why this dramatizing psychotic SP reacted so […]
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry don’t know what real danger is! Their fake story of being chased around NYC for two hours wherein they claim to have been endangered by reckless paparazzi […]
Latest research findings by the Scientology Science College are revolutionary in nature! Leonardo DaVinci used artificial intelligence to predict the invention of computers and staplers. Staplers are still in wide use today […]
We in RTC are filing an emergency motion to the Supreme Court after learning that a screenshot of Vicki Podberesky’s OneDrive was leaked online. We believe the FBI illegally obtained an electronic […]
Subject “DM” is a W/M 5’1′” 118 pounds. Blue eyes, brown hair. Age 63. DM is the sole authoritarian leader of a small and declining radicalized psychoterrorist organization headquartered in Clearwater, Florida. […]
1963: L. Ron Hubbard met with Scientologist Charles Manson to discuss how to introduce Scientology to young people who believed that R2-45 was an effective solution for exteriorizing one’s enemies. Essentially, Dr. […]
After learning that crypto scammers used AI to create a fake CEO, we in the Church of Scientology have created an AI COB RTC to allow David Miscavige to claim that he […]
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