We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and that was the day COB conceived his stroke of genius, his Trifecta of Technology, and by that we unmistakably mean Ideal Orgs, GAT II, and the new ultra-precise Mark Ultra VIII E-Meter.
Whereupon, we mean what we say: These planetary-changing marvels are epochal in nature, which is to say that, yes, they herald the EP of 50,000 years of thinking men who longed for truth but could not attain it due to R6 implants and so, yes, even Jesus and Buddha can finally go free in their present lifetimes. They can go free of the 75,000,000 year old catastrophe and finally attain the states of Clear and OT.
We invite Jesus and Buddha, wherever they are in the present lifetimes, to head to their nearest Ideal Org and declare, “I Want to GO OT!” Of course, they will first “go Life Repair” to sort out their deep personal problems and implants.
We in RTC look forward to hearing the success stories of Jesus and Buddha from the stage of Flag very soon — and we say very soon because, with all stops and barriers blown away by COB, Scientologists are rocketing up the Bridge in record times in direct ratio to the speed by which they increase their IAS Patron statuses.