“COB will soon release OT IX and OT X,” enthused Dr. Frank Wonderman, the Executive Director of OT Nirvana Services at Flag Land Base.
“And by way of lifting the curtain on Eternity to give Scientology parishioners a sneak peak at these miraculous levels, COB has authorized me to share the following:
“OTIX: Freedom and the Ability to Serve. On this level, a being discovers that Truth is the freedom and ability to serve the most ethical group on the planet which is the Church of Scientology. New OTIX’s therefore sign the 1 billion year Sea Org contract.
Indeed, OTIX is such a high-powered level that it can only be truly maintained by serving in the Sea Org for 1 billion years.
Why Do You Secretly Hate COB?
OTIX also answers the question all Scientologists have: Why do you secretly hate, loathe, and despise COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige?
As we in RTC pointed out in Why Do You Hate COB? the only reason anyone hates COB is because they secretly hate themselves.
OTIX is about discovering the self-hate that lies hidden at the very bottom of a thetan. This self-hate is the reason for amnesia on the wholetrack: The thetan does not want to know that he hates himself for having joined a cult!
Thus, the thetan mocks up amnesia and forgets who he really is.
And this is what we want in Scientology: We want you to forget who you really are and believe that Scientology is the only answer.
We want you to believe that you will be flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s if you ever leave Scientology.
That is the power of OTIX: We in Scientology own you forever because you believe we own you. This is when you learn the real secret: A thetan enslaves himself or herself, and, their self-enslavement lasts until they realize they can stop it at any time.
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OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
I’ll bet stats for the OT IX EP are straight up and vertical, especially if all the folks (aka COB’s crash test dummies) who who tested the OT IX tech over the last few years are counted.
Some confusion…whenever a public buys a book or takes a personality test, they are all in for eternity already, right?
Church stats showing millions of Scientologists are indeed the factual proof, since once on the list, they never leave!!
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As always, yours is a very important question Captain Whostolemycog.
As COB discussed last week during his nine hour speech to the 250,000 Scientologists gathered in Strahov Stadium in the Czech Republic, there is a difference between having “enrolled for the duration of the universe” (as the Founder phrased it) and “Going All In” as COB has so astutely called for in these last days before the world ends.
Whenever there is a contradiction between the Founder and COB, COB’s words always take precedent. Thus, “Going All In” is senior to merely, or only, enrolling for the duration of the universe.
“Enrolling” is precisely the sort of passive dilettantish spectatorism decried by the world’s most dedicated Scientologist Mr. Tom Cruise. Conversely, “Going All In” is the exact OT action Mr. Cruise praised so highly when he spoke of KSW:
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I want the recipe for what Dr Wonderman is drinking.
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Dear David: Dr. Wonderman is drinking the sweet elixir of GAT II, a Kool-Aid like beverage available exclusively only at our Ideal Orgs.
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What’s the secret sauce in this “Sweet GAT II Elixir” Kool-Aid?
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I’ve seen the tiny 5 hour energy sized bottles at the Ideal Org gas station down the street, but didn’t realize it was GAT II. Price was outrageous though, so I just grabbed a V8…
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Dear OTVIIIisGrrr8!
IMHO you made a FREAKING mistake here. “amnesia on the wholetrack” is solved on OT VIII … well, maybe not all of it.
Like OT VI OT X is clearly no auditing step! OT X is a pure IAS cycle. It is clearing your pockets for good … ehm, I mean 6th dynamic. It is the final step before bloody OTs become useless for us. The EP of OT X is exteriorization from your body. The instruction is: Find a REAL bridge, lift your arms and fly … straight up into the air.
OTVIIIisGrrr8!, I declare you for not clearing your MUs and causing so much distress in a situation where Ideal Orgs are popping up faster than ever. Three buildings each week, can’t you see? Find your evil purpose and report to the MAA of RPF’s RPF (if there is any).
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And since LRH scrawled on a never-published roll of toilet paper that OT IX and X would deliver an increase in power relative to the current power level of the OT VIII embarking on those levels, I’ve heard that a new pricing structure is planned so that the cost of the level is proportionate to the benefit it promises:
OT IX – $35,000 OR 35% of your total net worth, whichever is higher
OT X – $85,000 OR 99.95% or your remaining net worth, whichever is higher
Not only does this give very wealthy scientologists a chance to show off their OT power by becoming destitute and then regenerating all their wealth, but it will handle a glaring outpoint – the 800 pound gorilla in the scientology group: why are certain wealthy, longtime members, STILL wealthy??? Aren’t there buildings in the world the church has yet to purchase and renovate? Are they not receiving the IAS briefings about dire situations faced by the church that only a big, fat check can handle? Are they with us, or just trying to get close David Miscavige?
OT X finally solves the problem faced by scientology from it’s infancy of what to do with the people who find it a cheap. Three cheers for COB!
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I can´t wait to get on those levels. Sounds like spiritual enlightenment of a kind, I´ve never experienced before in Scientology.
I´m still hoping for a miracle – and willing to pay for it too.
THANK YOU for this great news!
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The best definition of a scientologist I’ve ever read: “still hoping for a miracle – and willing to pay for it too.”
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Well of course!! To simply pray/beg for a miracle would be an uneven exchange…very out ethics…very out tech.
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You appear to have forgotten all about OT XI – the equivalent of the OTO’s notorious XI°. Both probably involve the use of Gumbo Butter © ®.
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