The credit card reader on the new Ultra Mark VIII means that auditing has never been easier!
Simply slide your card and voila! You’re in session!
If you simply surrender all old e-meters upon demand, this collection cycle will not be difficult for you or the RTC E-Meter Police.
Please do not make things difficult or it could get very ugly for you!
Furthermore, to ensure strict compliance with this cycle, the RTC E-Meter Police will conduct an additional search of your home, office, and storage unit, this to ensure that you are not hiding any unauthorized materials.
The RTC E-Meter Police are your friends; they are here to assist you in the happy transition from all of those useless old e-meters to the new Ultra Mark VIII E-Meter — and the Mark VIII is now the only e-meter on the planet approved of by we in RTC!