Taking a break from the whirlwind of legal challenges which he is heroically fending off, COB RTC David Miscavige recently conducted an inspection tour of Flag Land Base.
During his inspection, COB repeatedly spotted sets of books in course rooms that he never authorized to be there.
“Sir, these are the Founder’s Tech and Admin volumes,” Delusion replied.
“Well I don’t recall authorizing Flag to place these books in course rooms!,” COB tersely responded.
“Get rid of them now!”
And with that, the red and green volumes disappeared from Flag course rooms.
Speaking today on this matter, Ken Delusion issued a statement in which he declared, “We have COB to thank for the timely and necessary removal of all that ‘old red and green Dev-T clutter’ from Flag course rooms. COB has replaced those dusty old books with beautiful new GAT II course packs. All of the so-called ‘red and green’ that COB deems necessary for Scientology parishioners to know will be in these course packs. Carry on!”
Following Delusion’s statement, senior Flag Tech terminal Davis Jackinov relayed COB’s additional orders:
* Bridge Publications may no longer sell the red and green volumes, this to prevent them from being used improperly or falling into the hands of squirrels. Go and look at the BPI site and you will see that it has been swept clean of the red and green volumes. In any case, what is more important is that every Scientologist complete his or her Basics immediately in order to be ready for GAT II.
* As COB RTC David Miscavige has nothing to do with running the Church of Scientology, no one at Flag Land Base may speak the name of David Miscavige. This is very urgent as COB needs to create a great deal of distance between himself and the Church in as short a time as possible.
* Super Power is now classified as ‘lost Tech” as it appears to be missing or absent. Any Scientologist who spots Super Power is ordered to call Davis Jakinov at the Flag Land Base immediately to report its whereabouts.
With these new improvements, Planetary Clearing is now more real than ever!
Come to Flag today!