We in RTC received the news that the Wog High Court of France has found the Church of Scientology guilty of fraud.
We were not surprised as France is quite insane and has a long history of losing wars, eating the most vile sorts of food including frogs, and being as rude as possible.
If we in the Church of Scientology are guilty of anything it is of trying to help. We try to help people, groups, and nations.
France is a very self absorbed nation and the French a very self absorbed people famous only for their body odor. When we tried to give them safe and effective solutions to being self absorbed, the French retaliated by cooking up some phony charges of practicing pharmacy without a license!
Excuse us, but a Church and a Pharmacy are two different things and if France cannot see this it is because everyone there too self absorbed, too busy smoking opium, and too busy eating baguettes topped with horrible smelling cheeses.
COB RTC David Miscavige immediately responded by declaring France a Suppressive Nation and all persons therein to be Suppressive Persons:
Suppressive Nation status brings with it the full wrath of the Church of Scientology:
* COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered his RTC Ecclesiastical Dildo Unit to secretly mail every citizen of France a dildo. This may backfire on us as the French are very perverted, very filthy 1.1 hedonists, but who are we in RTC to question the wisdom of David Miscavige?
* All 64.2 million French citizens will be mailed their SP Declares. Their only terminal will be Guillaume Lesevre. As Mr. Lesevre is unavailable and never goes to his office these days, the French will never be able to do A-E unless they grovel and beg our forgiveness. That is how much we in the Church are offended by France’s Scientology-hating ways! Note: The Goldenrod Declares may be delayed up to one year due to the global shortage of goldenrod paper!
* OSA has written mission orders and will fire off teams of PI’s and Squirrel Busters to follow, stalk, and harass the French people. France: show us your folders!
* All French citizens are permanently banned from Flag Land Base. No French citizen may receive the Super Power or the GAT II rundowns.
* France is assigned the Ethics condition of CONFUSION.
In conclusion, France needs to be reminded of what KSW is by the second-ranking foremost Scientologist on the planet and here he is: