Message to Tom Cruise from V80657:
Damn I like this guy – he doesn’t beat around the bush at all! Pretty good guitar player as well.
Tommy-boy you better listen up and learn something!
Nah, it’s entheta–he can’t listen to it.
Someone needs to advise Mr. V80657, perhaps through a youtube reply – “There is an international shortage of goldenrod paper right now, hello!. As soon as we get our hands on it, a goldenrod will be proudly served on your SP ass!!”.
Our ability to purchase 60lb goldenrod certificate stock by the pallet has been seriously impinged. We’ve been offered canary, buff, oatmeal, blue, and even green, but are continually told that goldenrod is unobtainable. I’m beginning to think the psychs may be behind it.
We’d send somebody to Staples, but we’re afraid they might blow.
I think the way to deal with the goldenrod shortage is the same as you in RTC have dealt with so many forms of Wog sabotage in the past: do it yourself. I think you should immediately raise $25 million to buy and rehab the world’s first Ideal Paper Mill. Then you can have as much paper as you want in whatever colors your little heart desires.
Of course, I’m not the only one who thinks this. You should look at the second half of this video, which features a leaked tape of COB rehearsing a presentation, in which he floats the Ideal Paper Mill idea. The relevant part starts at about 16:00 in. This was from the “SP of the Year Award” presentation at Pooks’s big SP party in August in New England. Maybe he just hasn’t gotten around to sharing this exciting new venture with the rest of you in RTC yet.
The psychs are behind it, along with Big Pharma. Responsible for the rising taxes on cigarettes LRH loves, the shortage of goldenrod, the lack of news coverage on Narconon success stories, the shrinking bee population (bees help pollinate Barley)…Did I miss anything?
Yes, Captain whostolemycog, the international shortage of goldenrod proves that some sinister group is out to sabotage the Founder’s perfect color-coded Admin system.
And of all things, the Psych-controlled IMF (International Monetary Fund) just this morning offered us twenty metric tonnes of goldenrod — enough to meet our needs for the next six months. But of course there was a catch: the IMF wanted, in exchange, for COB to cancel the launch of GAT II for those six months!
We in RTC took the deal and the fellow in the video will be the first to be shown his goldenrod after which we will file it away in our nuclear proof SP Records Vault.
Thank you COB for showing us the insane rantings of a real SP
Can’t OT7s change the color of paper from white to goldenrod by staring at it, or screaming at it?
No GAT II for six months!! Good grief!! I suppose next you’re going to tell us the IAS Ball will be postponed as well?
Now, now, don’t get excited. If it came out, it would draw a few hundred people, tops. The recent Celebrity Center Anniversary (attended by John Travolta and ten of his friends) drew fewer people than a Sunday afternoon barbecue.
If you recall, COB put the entire Church of Scientology into TREASON for failing to take measures ahead of time to prevent COB from being trapped in an elevator at Flag.
Part of this lower condition was stated at the time:
“…COB has also added the punishment of moving back the opening of the Flag Building and GAT2 for an indeterminate period of time. COB could open everything next week or next year. It all depends upon how quickly we as a group come out of Treason.”
You were all warned ahead of time of this indefinite cancellation so you can’t complain.
We in RTC saw it coming!
The entire Church?! Does that include Tom Cruise?
That sure is a groovy blues Brad Halsey is playing – ejoyed it very much. Thanks for the blues and for your no-nonsens message to TC.
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