Scientology haters post their meaningless drivel each day on equally meaningless wog hater message boards that exist only to attack the Church of Scientology and its leader Mr. David Miscavige.
These wog haters seem to think that we in the Church of Scientology care about whatever lunacies they are spewing on any given day.
The fact is that we don’t read any of the lies you Psych-funded Scientology haters and bitter defrocked apostates post online.
Our stat, what we care about, is “new bodies in the shop” and not “posting on dead-in-the-head wog hater blogs.”
Our goal in Scientology is not to handle the tiny handful of insane people who post on hater boards.
Factually, Scientology neither treats the insane nor does it want the insane as members.
Our goal is to Clear the Planet.
Our goal is not to handle the Internet.
We affirm Planetary Clearing while repudiating the Internet.
This is true.
Speaking to a packed house at a recent Flag graduation, COB RTC David Miscavige made it emphatically clear to all Scientologists that, “The Internet it is just another fad that will soon go out of style.”
“Like hula hoops, pet rocks, or the music of the Bee Gees, the current faddish interest in the the Internet will soon go away and be replaced by the more sobering reality that the Reactive Mind needs to be handled and that only Scientology processing can handle it.”
“Then again,” COB logically deduced, ” it follows, and more critically so for all of Mankind, that all wog hater boards are, by definition, expressions of the R6 Bank. And there is no way to handle this savage composite of laid in R6 implants, this 75,000,000 year old catastrophe, except by picking up the cans and going through the Wall of Fire.”
“Please pick up the cans,” COB ordered. “This is the session.”
With this singular planetary-changing command, COB has now put the entire Internet into session wherein he will handle all charge and clear the R6 bank itself.
In doing so, the Internet will “as is” and disappear.
All praise be unto COB!