Crisis management expert Mike Sitrick is just one man, and a wog at that.
Mike cannot possibly do enough to help stop the “Onslaught of Entheta” being directed at the Church of Scientology by the internet. For this reason, we in RTC felt a sense of relief and hope when we received this e-mail today:
Greetings of the day!
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We had Ken Delusion reply immediately:
We are so glad you reached out to us.
Google is indeed showing scandalous results against us!
We are a prominent religious group. Factually speaking, we are the most ethical group on the planet.
Our members include movie stars and captains of industry.
We are having problems online. It seems that a tiny handful of our former members — and they are all bitter defrocked apostates — attack us online constantly!
There are also a few people out there, perhaps six or seven people, who post phony stories online about us. These phony stories claim all sorts of nonsense that is not true.
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We in RTC will let our millions and millions of readers know how this cycle turns out.