Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today announced that OT and long-time senior Church official Davis Jackinov has been appointed to the crucial new post of Senior Tech Terminal GAT II.
“Davis Jackinov truly defines the Golden Age of Tech II,” Delusion said from Flag Land Base where a beehive of activity has ensued in anticipation of the release of GAT 2.”
“The Church of Scientology has always experienced dramatic and unexpected results when Davis Jackinov is in charge, and we expect similar results now that Mr. Jackinov is launching GAT 2.”
“Davis Jackinov has long had his hands all over the Tech,” explained Senior C/S Int Ray Mithoff, “and it shows in the quality of the standardness of delivery both here at Flag and at all of the Orgs. ”
In related news, Denise Miscavige Gentile announced that her recent misfortune had been caused by “silent radio mind control waves in my head that come from outer space” and that only GAT 2 could help.
“I’m fully onboard with GAT 2,” said Ms. Gentile. “No more pot for me!“