Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion today decried the fact that Lawrence Wright and a tiny handful of bitter defrocked apostates have thrust COB RTC David Miscavige into an unwanted media firestorm.
It is a fact that COB RTC David Miscavige is the world’s foremost humanitarian and religious leader. As such, he has no time for enturbulation, particularly when the fate of the universe rests on his narrow shoulders.
We in RTC are outraged by Lawrence Wright’s new book Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief.
COB RTC David Miscavige is attacked in this book as some kind of degenerate monster. We in RTC do not recognize this image of COB based upon our day to day interactions with COB. No one is kinder or more sane or more considerate than Mr. Miscavige. He has saved hundreds of billions of people through his extraordinary humanitarian efforts that are too extensive to list here but will be fully detailed in an upcoming edition of Freedom Magazine.
But don’t just take our word for it: Mr. Miscavige made it clear through his fancy wog attorneys just how great he is:
"Mr. Miscavige is one of the great individuals of our time. He has been the ecclesiastical leader of the Church of Scientology for over 25 years, a period of unprecedented growth for the Church. "He is a man of impeccable character who has dedicated his life to his faith and to the service of its parishioners. He has improved, enriched or saved millions of lives. He has done so personally and through the Church's numerous social betterment programs that he initiated or expanded and that are available for Scientologists and non-Scientologists alike. "Such programs are available without cost and around the globe, including in some of the most remote regions in Africa and Asia, where governments do not have sufficient resources to help their people. "The Real Story. The real story about Mr. Miscavige is touched on at- page two of this letter. At a time when no other leader stepped forward, Mr. Miscavige initiated and expanded programs to help so many people, for so many years, in so many countries that millions of lives seemingly devastated by illiteracy, drug abuse, human rights violations and natural disasters were transformed for the better. "Mr. Miscavige has asked for nothing in return. That is the story about Mr. Miscavige that should be broadcast. He is the leader of a dynamic religion expanding across five continents. "His duties are herculean and accomplishments monumental."
By way of summarizing in order to once again extol the virtues of COB, we in RTC hasten to remind one and all that David Miscavige serves as both the Chairman of the Board of RTC and Fleet Admiral of Scientology’s Sea Org.
Only a truly big being could be so herculean and monumental. Indeed, it was only yesterday that Fleet Admiral Miscavige stood at Brent Obama’s side as he was sworn in for a second term as President of the Wogs.