“Although we in the Church of Scientology have the exact technology needed to handle anything in life,” declared OSA Director for Legal Affairs Mr. Frank Wonderman, “we nevertheless do not have, err, […]
Captain Miscavige often dons his tuxedo and dines alone at night, this as proven by an actual photo: We in RTC are aware of a doctored “rogue photo” circulating online that tries […]
“Captain David Miscavige cancelled the Sea Org Reunion that was planned for next week’s grand opening of the Ideal Pacifica Sea Org base and the new Hollywood Test Center,” announced Church spokesman […]
“As part of GAT II, COB RTC David Miscavige has ordered all Church of Scientology parishioners to be implanted with a special RFID (NSA grade) chip that will track their movements and […]
Acting upon secret orders from Captain David Miscavige, shock squads from the Church of Scientology’s Office of Special Affairs moved quickly under the cover of darkness. OSA agents fanned out across South […]
“The Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs is here!” enthused Church of Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion. And with those words, Delusion ushered in COB’s latest new technical revolution. “What the Golden Age of […]
Why do you hate COB? Church of Scientology sec checkers have been finding “I hate COB” as the withhold behind so much of the natter, enturbulation, gross out ethics, and sabotage these […]
“The Way to Happiness is responsible for reducing drug murders in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico by 83%,” enthused Dr. Frank Wonderman, the Executive Director of The Way to Happiness Foundation. “What happened down […]
Time for an “away game.” Follow this link to a story at National Review’s website about CNN’s ratings slump. We in RTC have commented using Disqus. We explained how CNN has a […]
“There are so many false and misleading advertisements these days that consumers don’t what is true and what is a lie,” declared noted internet researcher and consumer advocate Dr. Frank Wonderman. Wonderman, […]
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