And with those words, Delusion ushered in COB’s latest new technical revolution.
“What the Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs means for every Scientologist is that COB has discovered that the Tech works better for him with arbitraries, therefore arbitraries are reinstated.”
“COB would have normally announced this breakthrough in person,” Delusion commented. “However he is away.”
“Specifically, COB is away with his twenty-two wog lawyers devising a new strategy called Project All Clear.”
“The purpose of Project All Clear is to free COB from any and all legal entanglements in present time so that he can continue to do what he does best, and that is opening Ideal Orgs and re-releasing re-revised and re-recovered texts that were lost to SP Transcriptionists.”
“In terms of arbitraries, COB has ordered the following actions to revitalize a Church membership that is falling into disaffection:
* OTVIII’s are hereby ordered to report to their nearest Class V Org to re-do their lower Bridge beginning with the Purification Rundown and Objectives.
* All Basics completions are to redo the Basics 3X. All previous Basics completions certificates are cancelled.
* The Purification Rundown cannot be EP’d until done 12x, this to ensure true purification occurs.
These sorts of vital planetary-changing actions unlock the door that opens into the Golden Age of Magical Breakthroughs!
COB appreciates your total and utter compliance and obedience in these matters.