“It has come to the attention of we in the senior ecclesiastical strata of RTC that a new and virulent strain of SP has emerged,” announced Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman. “This new […]
SP Gelato Chefs to be Attacked by the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology International 2011 – Book Value: $790,758,896
“In the interest of financial transparency,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “I myself have ordered Church of Scientology tax filings to be published on this official blog.” “These documents prove the fact […]
Where is Captain David Miscavige’s wife Shelly Miscavige?
“Where is Captain David Miscavige’s missing wife Shelly Miscavige?“ “This is a question no one is allowed to ask upon pain of death,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO of Ethics and […]
Jesus Christ Scientologist
“If Jesus Christ were alive today he would be a Scientologist,” declared Scientology OT John Travolta. “I say this because a person can be a Scientologist and still practice their own religion.” […]
No Chris Shelton No!
We in RTC are shocked at this sort of thing from a former Sea Org member:
COB’s Trifecta of Technology!
We in RTC are pleased to announce that all of our yesterdays of misapplication, misduplication, misemotion, and yes, misspent decades due to arbitraries have been wholly blown away in a day, and […]
Pull Up Your Socks!
An Inspirational Talk and Call to Action by Dr. Eldon Weiner, CO BT Well hello there Scientologist! With spring just around the corner it’s time to do our annual spring cleaning. We […]
COB Orders: Don’t Contribute Money to SP Mark Bunker!
“I’m issuing a global order forbidding people from donating to the fundraising campaign of SP videographer Mark Bunker!” screamed COB at his staff. “The psychs at the History Channel just attacked the […]
The Tritium Kitty Kat
It was midnight at the Tritium Kitty Kat, an old bar on the outskirts of Roswell, New Mexico. A thunderstorm was rolling across the wide open desert. One agent cane in through […]
Church of Scientology to Replace Russia in G8
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
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