“Captain David Miscavige cancelled the Sea Org Reunion that was planned for next week’s grand opening of the Ideal Pacifica Sea Org base and the new Hollywood Test Center,” announced Church spokesman Ken Delusion.
“The sixteen year old Sea Org member who planned the event has been RPF’d for high crimes against COB,” Delusion remarked. “We in the Sea Org have no reunions, no history, and no traditions. We do not go in for maudlin wog sentimentalities such as reunions.”
“The past has been erased and our only mission is to forward Command Intention in present time, right now, today.”