“I’m issuing a global order forbidding people from donating to the fundraising campaign of SP videographer Mark Bunker!” screamed COB at his staff.
“The psychs at the History Channel just attacked the Church!” COB shouted at his staff, “and now Bunker!”
“Sir, you’re so right! They’re both totally suppressive, both totally psychotic, ” Ken Delusion obediently yelped.
“Sir, you are so correct! They’re both totally suppressive, both totally psychotic,” agreed Dr. Eldon Weiner.
“My dearest Comrade and inspiring leader, dear Sir,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, “you are so devastatingly precise in your description: Those two SP’s are the most horrifically and incredibly suppressive psychotic beings who have ever existed on this entire prison planet! They need to be radioactively blasted into a million pieces and have glass shards shoved into their eyeballs while we kick them in their stupid faces with our boots and then bury them alive in a mineshaft, whereupon we will turn five hundred million poisonous and rabid wolverines loose on the stupid, stupid, deluded wogs who read false entheta online, after which we will causitively boom the Ideal Orgs at magnitudes never seen before ever in the history of the trillions of years of this horrible implanted and psych-infested universe with its stupid Christianity, Democracy, courts of law, and everything else that is hateful and gets in the way of the Church of Scientology and our weekly needs for huge sums of money!”
“Do you see? Do you see?” COB said as he pointed an angry finger of accusation at Delusion, Weiner, McShane, Hamel, and others in the room. “Do you see why I promoted Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman and gave him a $10,000 bonus?”
“Comrade Dr. Wonderman DUPLICATES ME and the rest of you? YSCOHB!!!!
“And why can’t OSA stop this: