Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige is this year’s keynote speaker at the annual meeting of the Religious Fraud Association (RFA). “The RFA is committed to ensuring that fraudulent religious groups do not […]
Scientology is bringing hope to an illiterate couple in rural Appalachia who suffer from extreme illiteracy. Ashton — a chronically unemployed laborer — and his wife Mila do not know how to […]
“We just wanted to help our dear friend Danny Masterson,” announced Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at a Los Angeles press conference. “And so we hired inmate Jared Fogel to be Danny’s […]
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke from the dais in the Great Hall of Exact Data and ordered all Scientologists to remain dauntless, defiant, and resolute during this intensely radioactive period of Black […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new money […]
Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Attorney Vicki Podberesky will host a Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre next week said CCI President Dave Predicament. “Scientology sex offenders need to stop sending texts that can […]
The field considered him a steaming pile of squirrel tech. And he was as proven by surveys. Moreover, he secretly knew he was a self-hating, beady-eyed, chain-smoking freak. But right now he […]
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