In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how does the fading Top Gun pay alimony to three ex-wives on an Air Force salary?
Maverick decides to earn extra cash by moonlighting. This caper involves ferrying Chinese counterfeit Scientology Quantum e-meters to Flag in an old C-130 owned by shady Freezoner named Nick Picante.
Working at first only to pay for private hemorrhoid surgery that the Air Force will never find out about, Maverick is content to make a few bucks and then get out of the illegal e-meter scheme. But the money proves too good and Maverick is suddenly in over his head when OSA operatives in Miami get wind of the out tech criminal meters.
The manhunt is on for the Freezoner bringing in the illegal meters to Flag,
Does Maverick ruthlessly put in Ethics on himself by writing up a fully documented KR in which he confesses the details of the entire conspiracy to OSA?
Or does the Top Gun go criminal and throw in with the Psychs who are trying to destroy Scientology and thereby smash all hopes of salvaging humanity?
The Cold War warrior with a hair-trigger finger up his own itchy backside faces off against OSA, Flag gangsters, engrams, ex-wives, and a nasty case of ‘roids in this taut action thriller!
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Hemorrhoids + G-forces = a true ‘Miss Bloody Butt’ adventure. I feel the need for bleed.
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Nooooooooooooo! Getoutta here with your SP J&D! Seriously, 1000 internets for the best joke of the day.
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Other than the hemorrhoids, that could be the plot for Cocktail 2, Cuba Libre.
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I wouldn’t wait for a matinee to see this. Full price in 3D on a Saturday night here I come!
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I have several questions: 1. Why does and OT have hemorrhoids in the first place? 2. Why can’t an OT make it go right and pay his support obligations? 3. Is it possible for an OT to commit a crime? 4. What is the difference between “Cuban gangsters and IAS regges? and finally, why would anyone care WTF that arrogant piece of shit decides to do?
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Q: Why does an OT have hemorrhoids in the first place?
A: IAS Regges
Q: Why can’t an OT make it go right and pay his support obligations?
A: IAS regges told him not to pay out exchange SP ex-wives and instead flow power to the IAS
Q: Is it possible for an OT to commit a crime?
A: No. However, the wogs have gone into agreement on “wog law” in an effort to stop OT’s from doing what is wanted and needed to go into permanent affluence.
Q: What is the difference between “Cuban gangsters and IAS regges?
A: Cuban gangsters have some basic morals.
Q: Why would anyone care WTF that arrogant piece of shit decides to do?
A: Tom Cruise is the 3rd biggest being in the universe. What he does changes conditions, realities, planets, and entire civilizations.
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I think the niacin and cal-mag are working for him.
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