Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!

Top.Gun.2In Top Gun II, Maverick has a secret: How does the aging OT jet jockey keep the flight surgeon from finding out he has a very bad case of hemorrhoids? And how does the fading Top Gun pay alimony to three ex-wives on an Air Force salary?

Maverick decides to earn extra cash by moonlighting. This caper involves  ferrying illegal Scientology Quantum e-meters to Cuba in an old C-130 owned by shady fellow OT Breed Flatkin.

Working at first only to pay for private hemorrhoid surgery that the Air Force will never find out about, Maverick is content to make a few bucks and then get out of the illegal e-meter scheme. But the money proves too good and Maverick is suddenly in over his head when OSA operatives in Miami and Havana get wind of the out tech criminal meters.

The manhunt is on for the SP bringing in the illegal meters to Cuba. Things go from bad to worse when Maverick discovers that Cuban gangsters and IAS regges are skimming a big a cut of the action from the booming new Havana Ideal Org — and they want to deal him in for a percentage if he agrees to fly in hundreds of tons of non-RTC approved bogus Chinese niacin and CalMag for the Purif.

Does Maverick ruthlessly put in Ethics on himself by writing up a fully documented KR in which he confesses the details of the entire conspiracy to OSA?

Or does the Top Gun go criminal and throw in with the Psychs who are trying to destroy Scientology and thereby smash all hopes of salvaging Cuba after seven decades of Communist dictatorship?

The Cold War warrior with a hair-trigger finger up his own itchy backside faces off against OSA, Cuban gangsters, engrams, ex-wives, and a nasty case of ‘roids in this taut action thriller!

8 responses to “Top Gun II — Maverick Has a Secret!

  1. Hemorrhoids + G-forces = a true ‘Miss Bloody Butt’ adventure. I feel the need for bleed.

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  2. Other than the hemorrhoids, that could be the plot for Cocktail 2, Cuba Libre.

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  3. I wouldn’t wait for a matinee to see this. Full price in 3D on a Saturday night here I come!

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  4. I have several questions: 1. Why does and OT have hemorrhoids in the first place? 2. Why can’t an OT make it go right and pay his support obligations? 3. Is it possible for an OT to commit a crime? 4. What is the difference between “Cuban gangsters and IAS regges? and finally, why would anyone care WTF that arrogant piece of shit decides to do?

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    • Q: Why does an OT have hemorrhoids in the first place?
      A: IAS Regges

      Q: Why can’t an OT make it go right and pay his support obligations?
      A: IAS regges told him not to pay out exchange SP ex-wives and instead flow power to the IAS

      Q: Is it possible for an OT to commit a crime?
      A: No. However, the wogs have gone into agreement on “wog law” in an effort to stop OT’s from doing what is wanted and needed to go into permanent affluence.

      Q: What is the difference between “Cuban gangsters and IAS regges?
      A: Cuban gangsters have some basic morals.

      Q: Why would anyone care WTF that arrogant piece of shit decides to do?
      A: Tom Cruise is the 3rd biggest being in the universe. What he does changes conditions, realities, planets, and entire civilizations.

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  6. I think the niacin and cal-mag are working for him.

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